cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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