Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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