But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
COCAINE IS GR8
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
