Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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