physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
