Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
