it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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