Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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