The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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