Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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