You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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