What a fucking waste of an outfit
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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