I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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