this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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