She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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