I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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