drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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