Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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