Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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