I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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