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  I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?

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  I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'd cum for enchiladas.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.

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