So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
a search helicopter?!
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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