needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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