jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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