For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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