Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Who died my cat blue again?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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