listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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