My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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