We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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