he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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