Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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