Christians are straight up FREAKS
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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