she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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