real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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