i don't like sucking hair
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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