you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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