I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
