I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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