You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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