I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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