So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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