So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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