i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
