i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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