In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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