It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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