drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How does one acquire holy water?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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