Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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