We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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