Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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