No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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