i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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