Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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