We're like a lot better than the average bears
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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